Quote #19052
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Quote #7922
I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #29243
What’s really important in life Sitting on a beach Looking a television eight hours...
Quote #854
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please
Quote #8131
Safeguard the health both of body and soul.
Quote #11552
If you tell a lie — tell a big one.
Quote #25465
Life is 10 what you make it, and 90 how you take it.
Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #7575
Have patience awhile; slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time; erelong...
Quote #19563
Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.