Quote #33046
The inside half of the plate. That’s where history’s made.
Quote #9591
If you have a body, you are an athlete.
Quote #22755
The mind is a strange machine which can combine the materials offered to it...
Quote #2100
Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
Quote #16613
Presidents quickly realize that while a single act might destroy the world they live...
Quote #3466
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be reguarded as...
Quote #16799
Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the...
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #32077
I’m not a good butcher but I’ve had to learn to carve the joint....
Quote #32499
The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.