Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
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Nature loves a burst of energy.
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A lot of advertisers lined up to throw money at this stuff because they...
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Those who lose dreaming are lost.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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Shouldn’t someone tag Mr Kennedy’s bold new imaginative program with its proper age Under...
Quote #15533
Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in...
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Luck happens when oppurtunity encounters the prepared mind.
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...