Quote #23211
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and...
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
Quote #5597
What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.
Quote #12440
Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place....
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There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it’s going to be a...
Quote #29914
To the degree we’re not living our dreams, our comfort zone has more control...
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I believe there are few whose view of life has not been affected by...
Quote #13850
The mark of a good action is that it appears inevitable in retrospect.
Quote #28374
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
Quote #1338
The cruelest lies are often told in silence.