Quote #14538
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #30181
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes...
Quote #18096
I tell you the past is a bucket of ashes.
Quote #28843
What ought a man to be Well, my short answer is himself.
Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #3808
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #27603
What we call happiness in the strictest sense comes from the (preferably sudden) satisfaction...
Quote #17608
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,...
Quote #34191
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...