Quote #33147
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
Quote #29290
The most important function of education at any level is to develop the personality...
Quote #3333
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet...
Quote #34291
I simply cannot understand the passion that some people have for making themselves thoroughly...
Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #19247
His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his...
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #13264
He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
Quote #26927
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.