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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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Half the work that is done in the world is to make things appear...
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The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘menGang aft agley.
Quote #5910
Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good; try to use ordinary situations.
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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
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Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....
Quote #3865
Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
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I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
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Be not too hasty either with praise or blame; speak always as though you...
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And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using...