Quote #2115
I would have made a good Pope.
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #24279
The Lord God is subtle, but malicious He is not.
Quote #18628
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #8700
Your purpose in relationships is simply to be your best self, regardless of the...
Quote #9045
A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt. He...
Quote #20697
Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
Quote #19378
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
Quote #5305
Give me liberty, or give me death.
Quote #14996
Do the thing we fear, and death of fear is certain.