Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #6312
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Quote #1092
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
Quote #31120
The true God is the unknown God to the natural man and also the...
Quote #13240
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Quote #28394
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
Quote #16251
The brain that bubbles with phrases has hard work to collect its thoughts.
Quote #12766
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
Quote #11515
The truth is so precious that she must be surrounded by a bodyguard of...
Quote #11540
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...