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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....
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National Health Insurance: The compassion of the IRS The efficiency of the Postal Service...
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Only in quiet waters do things mirror themselves undistorted. Only in a quiet mind...
Quote #26558
The perfect man uses his mind as a mirror. It grasps nothing. It regrets...
Quote #31351
Faced by the mountainous heap of the minutiae of knowledge and awed by the...
Quote #23213
Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations entangling alliances with none.
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Do not hover always on the surface of things, nor take up suddenly, with...
Quote #31704
If someone cheats you, get your money back. If someone slanders you, call him...
Quote #21270
The scientific theroy I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed...