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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything....
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Some things arrive on their own mysterious hour, on their own terms and not...
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All zoos actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon...
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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
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The progress of the rivers to the ocean is not so rapid as that...
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Quote #1886
To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.