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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy...
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Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be...
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If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth...
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Watergate showed more strengths in our system than weaknesses… The whole country did take...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
Quote #7591
Nearly all legislation involves a weighing of public needs as against private desires; and...
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #9783
It is pleasing to God whenever you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of...
Quote #21356
The vast majority of human beings dislike and even dread all notions with which...