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Why has government been instituted at all Because the passions of men will not...
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People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #808
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
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He is not of us who is not affectionate to the little ones, and...
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Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
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A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.
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Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
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There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it...
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I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I...