Quote #900
When in doubt, use brute force
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #15854
To regret deeply is to live afresh.
Quote #6792
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Quote #10965
If you are idle, be not solitary. If you are solitary, be not idle.
Quote #28598
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Quote #25402
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to...
Quote #31808
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually...
Quote #1265
My writing is like a ten gallon spring. It can issue from the ground...
Quote #21594
The priest persuades a humble people to endure their hard lot, a politician urges...