Quote #24638
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #22495
I let the American people down.
Quote #30383
Greetings, I am pleased to see that we are different. May we together become...
Quote #32751
God has two dwellings one in heaven, and the other in a meek and...
Quote #34694
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Quote #34122
Complaining is good for you as long as you’re not complaining to the person...
Quote #2645
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
Quote #25982
No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of...
Quote #2329
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; Men love in haste, but they...
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.