Quote #34461
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #22257
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Quote #2536
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Quote #15837
It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by...
Quote #13635
Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
Quote #23682
If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him,...
Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #27622
Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell...
Quote #32364
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.