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To be a saint is the exception to be upright is the rule. Err,...
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There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the...
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Have I inadvertently said some evil thing
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Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
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The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...
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We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow...
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Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little...
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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To be pleased with one’s limits is a wretched state.