Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #11859
All generous minds have a horror of what are commonly called “Facts”. They are...
Quote #25896
That’s the good part of dying when you’ve nothing to lose, you run any...
Quote #1664
There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
Quote #3891
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the...
Quote #28260
To me, there’s no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #21310
For myself I am an optimist – it does not seem to be much...
Quote #15342
We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but...
Quote #12985
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.