Quote #23316
It’s difficult to see that people are starving in this country because food isn’t...
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #18337
I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer...
Quote #19169
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Quote #2573
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
Quote #9760
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
Quote #12910
Life may change, but it may fly not; Hope may vanish, but can die...
Quote #20466
I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...
Quote #32791
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #24771
As the moon retaineth her nature, though darkness spread itself before her face as...