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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speak the truth, and they...
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No good deed goes unpunished.
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The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...
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The truly religious man does not embrace a religion and he who embraces one...
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Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...