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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured...
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There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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It is not growing like a tree in bulk doth make man better be;...
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I could not at any age be content to take my place in a...
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I have found out in later years that we were very poor, but the...
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A full cup must be carried steadily.
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True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. And in knowing that you...
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The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
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Our children are not going to be just our children-they are going to be...