Quote #988
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
Quote #23497
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one...
Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #32918
The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a...
Quote #6260
A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man...
Quote #28326
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Quote #22957
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart...
Quote #11714
Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Quote #3987
It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich...
Quote #24250
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.