Quote #32874
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else...
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The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed...
Quote #2128
Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with...
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There are three arts which are concerned with all things: one which uses, another...
Quote #6760
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
Quote #19868
Anyone who proposes to do good must not expect people to roll stones out...
Quote #2196
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...
Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.