Quote #20704
Attitude is more important than reality.
Quote #10724
With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.
Quote #6741
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Quote #5039
We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
Quote #5893
He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most; God will take...
Quote #6077
Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to...
Quote #11363
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #28484
Senator, I am one of them. You do not seem to understand who I...