Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
Quote #26507
Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think...
Quote #6810
Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only...
Quote #3763
If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be...
Quote #18837
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #18136
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Quote #20300
I care for riches, to make gifts To friends, or lead a sick man...
Quote #10497
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #17214
At the shrine of friendship never say die, let the wine of friendship never...