Quote #19313
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #29790
If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand.
Quote #30851
When spiders unite they can tie down a lion.
Quote #12998
Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses.
Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #25271
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #22752
I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller...
Quote #7081
The most onerous slavery is to be a slave to oneself.
Quote #26953
The assumed instinctive belief in God has been used by many persons as an...
Quote #31019
Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine...