Quote #25673
A grownup is a child with layers on.
Quote #33057
Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no...
Quote #17071
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Quote #19186
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Quote #20692
May you live every day of your life.
Quote #7300
Remember that lost time does not return.
Quote #34884
These days an income is something you can’t live without–or within.
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In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.
Quote #30284
I have become a queer mixture of the East and the West, out of...