Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #15421
Who would venture upon the journey of life, if compelled to begin it at...
Quote #24466
A word to the wise is enough.
Quote #27239
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
Quote #33170
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability...
Quote #28025
Could Hamlet have been written by a committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by...
Quote #10345
It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
Quote #25671
Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool...
Quote #22118
The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...
Quote #21547
Civility costs nothing and buys everything.