Quote #16276
They are slaves who fear to speak,For the fallen and the weak.
Quote #26740
Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a...
Quote #16692
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
Quote #931
Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing...
Quote #27814
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Quote #3990
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
Quote #20693
How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not...
Quote #6920
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Quote #9400
Genuine goodness is threatening to those at the opposite end of the moral spectrum.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...