Quote #13809
What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and...
Quote #15991
Offended vanity is the great separator in social life.
Quote #18247
You’re never too old to become younger.
Quote #34023
I am…blood. That primordial ooze. Not out there, listeners, in here. Inside this skin...
Quote #12614
That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death...
Quote #13095
The man whom no one pleases is much more unhappy than the man who...
Quote #23025
You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s.
Quote #10542
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
Quote #29301
If you don’t like the president, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...