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The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
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Paranoia is just a kind of awareness, and awareness is just a form of...
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Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape...
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades...
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Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
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To feel valued, to know, even if only once in a while, that you...
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We are tied down to a language that makes up in obscurity what it...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you...