Quote #20821
Self-loving is not so vile a sin, my liege, as self-neglecting.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #29984
It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
Quote #20052
Beware the fury of a patient man.
Quote #25901
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
Quote #11335
Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.
Quote #22388
If you can’t have faith in what is held up to you for faith,...
Quote #25298
During my eighty-seven years I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions. But...
Quote #32969
Physics is becoming so unbelievably complex that it is taking longer and longer to...
Quote #18215
For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,And breathed in the...