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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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Eating while seated makes one of large size eating while standing makes one strong.
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When I am asked, “What do you think of our audience?” I answer, “I...
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Chastity is a monkish and evangelical superstition, a greater foe to natural temperance even...
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If we had more time for discussion, we should probably have made a great...
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We are, perhaps, uniquely among the earth’s creatures, the worrying animal. We worry away...
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a...
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If ignorance paid dividends, most Americans could make a fortune out of what they...
Quote #25390
Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.