Quote #32389
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.
Quote #6099
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Quote #25503
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Quote #9609
If I am not making music, I have no reason for existing.
Quote #33259
Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, And think they grow immortal as...
Quote #2098
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
Quote #3412
Worry does not empty tomorrow of sorrow – it empties today of strength.
Quote #969
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #647
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.