Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #1676
Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess...
Quote #3897
The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Quote #8520
Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of...
Quote #25494
If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop...
Quote #19625
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
Quote #25858
Whatever we possess becomes of double value When we have the opportunity of sharing...
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #22654
Many things are lost for want of asking.
Quote #614
A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by...