Quote #27814
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Quote #23436
Nineties style isn’t.
Quote #26412
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #8808
My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But, ah,...
Quote #26454
The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #14191
In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody...
Quote #31628
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed,...
Quote #2386
The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the...
Quote #4513
Let the punishment match the offense.
Quote #27103
What makes men of genius, or rather, what they make, is not new ideas,...