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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete...
Quote #3068
I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.
Quote #14933
Theories are always very thin and insubstantial, experience only is tangible.
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Our greatest foes, and whom we must chiefly combat, are within.
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Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
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If a man knows not what harbor he seeks, any wind is the right...
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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
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The primary task of the Church is not to mend the manners of the...
Quote #21728
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now...