Quote #25650
Those who marry to escape something usually find something else.
Quote #12558
I am a man of principle, and one of my basic principles is flexibility.
Quote #3342
Neither Heaven nor Hell. It is simply Purgatory.
Quote #28392
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #3728
The basic notion underlying USENET is the flame.
Quote #29168
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
Quote #21945
I am delighted to have you play football. I believe in rough, manly sports....
Quote #7959
Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
Quote #2261
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Quote #2619
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.