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Religion holds the solution to all problems of human relationship, whether they are between...
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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
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It must require an inordinate share of vanity and presumption, too, after enjoying so...
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
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If I can stop one Heart from breaking I shall not live in vain...
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
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I have found you an argument I am not obliged to find you an...
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When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or...
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I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.