Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #6870
Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend...
Quote #25033
Truthfulness with me is hardly a virtue. I cannot discriminate between truths that and...
Quote #26774
If you can’t solve it, it’s not a problem–it’s reality.
Quote #18024
The stream of thought flows on but most of its segments fall into the...
Quote #22505
It is not too strong a statement to declare that this is the way...
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #28159
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #3965
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.