Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #20328
Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn’t...
Quote #34068
Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Quote #27590
Nothing more dangerous than a friend without discretion even a prudent enemy is preferable.
Quote #15708
Poor is the man who does not know his own intrinsic worth and tends...
Quote #25432
We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
Quote #31273
I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
Quote #2098
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
Quote #17077
Friends LOVE misery, in fact. Sometimes, especially if we are too luck or too...
Quote #24699
Men moving only in an official circle are apt to become merely official —...