Quote #23415
Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch.
Quote #24988
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
Quote #2401
Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
Quote #11152
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Quote #32099
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
Quote #31028
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...
Quote #28003
A man is measured by the size of things that anger him.
Quote #10945
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get–only with what...
Quote #16982
He then learns that in going down into the secrets of his own mind...
Quote #25191
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you...