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All things come alike to all there is one event to the righteous and...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do...
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The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.
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A wise man keeps secrets in his heart a foolish man tells tales.
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Nothing happens by itself… it all will come your way, once you understand that...
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What difference does it make how much you have What you do not have...
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God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
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The American sign of civic progress is to tear down the familiar and erect...