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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
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The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.
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Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease.
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From Mount Hollywood, Los Angeles looks rather nice, enveloped in a haze of changing...
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It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him...
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Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be...
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He’s happy who, far away from business, like the races of men of old,...
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Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in...
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If ignorance paid dividends, most Americans could make a fortune out of what they...