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But respect yourself most of all.
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It is essential to know that to be a happy person, a happy family,...
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Life is too short for a long story.
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Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.
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A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.
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It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few...
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Spare your breath to cool your porridge.
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Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
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Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
Quote #31884
In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.