Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #9347
Follow the grain in your own wood.
Quote #28226
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
Quote #21724
Liberty is the most jealous and exacting mistress that can beguile the soul and...
Quote #14728
If you look for the positive things in life; you will find them.
Quote #2708
Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we...
Quote #6303
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Quote #11465
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Quote #1721
Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
Quote #1667
The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a...