Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #12250
You either have to be first, best or different.
Quote #8761
Love is this divine ingredient. It alone describes what can be our perfect relationship...
Quote #20534
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
Quote #10090
Life without emotions is like an engine without fuel.
Quote #19337
The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to...
Quote #7633
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own:...
Quote #13360
From this day forward until the end of the world…we in it shall be...
Quote #4178
It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go,...
Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.