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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
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Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if...
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Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train)...
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You see things as they are and ask, ‘Why’ I dream things as they...
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of...
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I have always believed, and I still believe, that whatever good or bad fortune...
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One man’s word is no man’s word we should quietly hear both sides.
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Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.
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Each man has his own vocation his talent is his call. There is one...
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...