Quote #6215
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Quote #13187
When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the American flag.
Quote #29201
People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #5088
The only freedom which deserves the name is that of pursuing our own good...
Quote #7006
Better be ill spoken of by one before all than by all before one.
Quote #2066
The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too...
Quote #28235
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Quote #1167
Student: “Can you do problem number twelve?” Wyler: Twelve?…NO!…That problem is on the test.
Quote #4728
If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.