Quote #19778
Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #14082
The human heart is like a ship on a stormy sea driven about by...
Quote #8814
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #24322
All these souls, after they have passed away a thousand years, are summoned by...
Quote #31716
Leaders get out in front and stay there by raising the standards by which...
Quote #4313
How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!
Quote #21724
Liberty is the most jealous and exacting mistress that can beguile the soul and...
Quote #20534
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
Quote #16583
There are plenty of recommendations on how to get out of trouble cheaply and...